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Don Boles

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Yep, I'll get right on that!
« Thread Started on Feb 6, 2010, 12:11pm »

Received this little e-mail treasure this morning:

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After the last annual calculation of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a charge refund of $386.00 CAD.
Please submit the charge refund form and allow us 3-5 business days in order to process it.
A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.
To complete your tax return form, please click here <http://myrefund.elementfx.com/cra-arc.gc.ca/menue-e/getStatus_en.htm> .

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Thank you,
Canada Revenue Agency

Oh yeah, I can almost feel that 386$ already!

Don

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Re: Yep, I'll get right on that!
« Reply #1 on Feb 6, 2010, 7:11pm »

Dear Sir/ Madam, First, I must apologize in advance if the contents of this email do not meet with your approval, I humbly crave your indulgence. WOCHEM INDUSTRY CO., LIMITED is a registered company and needs a payment officer in the United States of America/ Canada, and we would like to know if you will like to work online from home and get paid weekly without leaving or affecting your present job. WOCHEM INDUSTRY CO., LIMITED run a textile and fabrics firm here in HONG KONG and we need someone to work for the company as a representative/book keeper in the United States of America/ Canada. Our company produces various clothing materials, batiks, furniture·s, assorted fabrics and traditional costume of which we have clients we supply weekly in the United States/ Canada. Our clients make payments for our supplies every week via bank transfer and direct payment to credit card, Home equity line of credit, pay pal transfer payment and cashiers check (which are not readily cash able outside the US or Canada) so we need someone in the United States of America/ Canada to work for us as our representative and assist us in processing the payments from our clients and will be entitled to a re-numeration. JOB DESCRIPTION 1. Liaise and receive payment from Clients 2. Cash Payments at your Bank 3. Deduct 10% which will be your commission on each payment processed. 4. Forward balance after deduction of 10% commission to offices which shall be provided by us as soon as the fund becomes available. HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN? 10% from each operation! For instance: you receive $20000 via wire transfer on our behalf. You will cash the money and keep $2000 (10% of $20000) for yourself! At the beginning your commission will equal 10%, though later it will increase up to 12%! ADVANTAGES You do not have to go out as you will work as an independent contractor right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal, You can earn up to $3000-4000 monthly depending on time will spend on this job. You do not need any capital to start. You can do the Work easily without leaving or affecting your present Job. MAIN REQUIREMENTS 22 years or older Work from Home Positive Attitude Honesty and Integrity Schedule: 5 + hours/week You choose your hours! If you meet up with the above criteria, please contact the undersign with the information requested for below: FULL NAME: CONTACT ADDRESS: CITY: STATE: ZIP CODE: TELEPHONE NUMBER #: MOBILE #: AGE: GENDER: PRESENT OCCUPATION: FORM OF IDENTIFICATION (Driving License or Int. Passport) **Optional**: We await your response. Warmest Regards, MARK JOHNSON.

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Re: Yep, I'll get right on that!
« Reply #2 on Feb 8, 2010, 12:04am »

Don, that is a valid offer. The Canadian Revenue Agency just has to work with us, south of the border, so yes, it's okay to send ME the $386 CAD to be converted to a refund in USD.

BTW, if you don't get it back in six months or longer, it's because yours truly would have invested for you, in some fince beachfront lots in tropical Oklahoma.

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« Reply #3 on Feb 8, 2010, 7:49pm »

Don, there are at least $100 in your refund that maybe doesn't belong to you or the government.

$100 Dollar Bill

It's a slow day in a little East Texas town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.............

On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with great optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.

Or any government for that matter.

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Re: Yep, I'll get right on that!
« Reply #4 on Feb 8, 2010, 8:38pm »

Interesting.
But...when did hookers start giving services on credit?

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