Well Conner,
You and I are the same age. I don't have a problem with ya bashing your own combine, I even agree totally with everything you've stated in this last post.
We went green back in 1989. The creature comforts of a 9600 were hands down better than the 1688 we ran next to it for years. We traded the 1688 in for another 9600 because deere was actually cheaper than red. Then after a couple years of 2188's being out, we went back to red.
You wouldn't beleive how many neighbors asked "why would you do that"? And stated "why would you want to go back to bad resale, and less capacity?" These guys were 100% serious, and wore green undies so tight they talk with pubescent voices
At that time, in my life, I realized something. What I realized is, most guys will talk out their behind to make their business decision seem right, weather they know it or don't, its what daddy did, so why would they change, or try something different, or for reality's sake, RESEARCH something different so they might have a clue.
Im a Leixion lover, but If that crazy Illinois fella over on the deere page can get me 8010's for 55 bucks a separator hour, Im parking the lexion for a year and starting an 8010 harvest crue, ya want a job?
Sorry your STS isn't fittin the bill. My 9860 ride allong left me un-impressed. Cab and features are up to snuff, but like you said, throwing stuff out the back, and samples are acceptable, but not on my farm. Guys here can tell ya "its the operator", Ill tell ya the operator has owned over 12 green combines in the last 20 years. He and his support are good operators, and more importantly, good people. He did go and ride in an 8010 this past harvest. If a red combine was on his yard next year, sumbody's will be rolling in the grave!