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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno, I'm only here because of autocorrect"
 

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Floor drain gets you the tiny stuffed animal. Another few beers get you a chance at the urnal and the big stuffed animal for you girlfriend.
 

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My wife said : “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you ... plus your obsession with tennis”

“That’s 15, love” I replied
 
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